Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

spaghetti thief

someone whom steals all the spaghetti noooo ts not tuff

oh jee is that the ‘spaghetti thief’

by MrDownTownUrban March 8, 2026

White Thief

A person who steals from another thief to return its belongings to it's rightful owner.

I do white thief heroics for a living.

by DeadRain August 28, 2025

Roof thief

A roof thief is an individual who steals the ceilings or roofs of buildings.

My daughter's house got attacked by a roof thief this morning.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Bone Thief

A Bone Thief is a small, yellow amphibian like creature that lives in The Backrooms. It has a long purple tounge that it uses to eat people with.

Man 1: Hey! Look at that little sucker!
Man 2: That's a bone thief, he has feelings too.

by Spork449 December 30, 2025

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008