Squirt

The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.

Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.

by PenisPapi June 1, 2022

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021

fireball squirt

When you’re buttchugging fireball and a little bit leaks out

Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.

Painful anal secretions

The other night, me and the fellas went to drink fireball, when one suggested “LETS BUTTCHUG EM!”. It went as well as it could have. Until mine leaked out. That fireball squirt was like no other. Satan unleashed his full force against my rectum that evening.

by fufuluh April 15, 2023

squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.

Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.

by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017