by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025

by raybeez February 27, 2022

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
by DirtySam October 29, 2022

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
