Randy is the sexiest man alive, unlike Morris, Juan, or Anyone else, (fuck off Rochelle) His dick is so big it can ZA WArUdO your fucking ass cheeks
I’m lucky I’m a Randy
I’m lucky I’m a Randy
by Lord_Dio March 11, 2020
by TRANNNY August 07, 2020
Simply a masterpiece of a human being. He’s amazing and funny and nice to all he meets. You’ll never meet a nicer person even if he’s British. He may like tea, which is confusing but one he try’s hot coco there’s no going back.
by Theredbugger May 25, 2020
by 2hawt2handleIsMyHandle December 16, 2019
Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018
by 1345 I'm old January 14, 2020
i dont even know- just writing this cause im simply inlove with a randy. idk how he does it..he makes me so happy, id literally do anything for him, i dont want him to ever leave lol
by mfyeahyeah January 17, 2021