Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
Get the Pumpkin thumpermug. The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
by jameyboah November 14, 2022
Get the evil pumpkin (weed)mug. A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.
by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 12, 2023
Get the Pumpkinmug. by Loveydoveydinodove August 9, 2021
Get the Pumpkinmug. A homosexual threesome in which the middle male is a redhead, usually abnormally tall, and get penetrated by both other males
by Chorizote February 19, 2025
Get the Pumpkin Lucky Pierremug. When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016
Get the pumpkin pootermug. One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009
Get the Pumpkin-Pokermug.