lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

Grizzly Meat

Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.

I’ll grab the honey and you guys can turn my butthole into Grizzly Meat.

by Clint Mantooth April 21, 2020

squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.

She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.

by hishampatel February 29, 2008

Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick

Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats

by oof.exe February 13, 2020