Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019

grandma casserole

When u grind up yo stems and smoke em

Ay yo you can grind those stems and put em in and that's grandma casserole

by Raptorrdino January 25, 2021

Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021