Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 06, 2024

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020

j-farmer

Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer

"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"

by Diamond Carrot June 26, 2017

Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd

Farmer has 0 friends

by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.

Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”

by Izumrud September 17, 2021

farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks

He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer

by KewlKidDan May 08, 2017