Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022

Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

christmas wave

flipping someone the bird
at christmas

When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.

by little red1234 December 26, 2008

Christmas Sac

Definition sourced during Spring, 2017

A sack of mixed party goods; somus and lotus.

Methamphetamine, and greens, loud.

I got two quarters; I need that Christmas Sac @ 20/20 vision.

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017