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Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011
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Brown Stroke

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.
Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.
by Gomesci June 28, 2010
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Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team
Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022
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brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006
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Brown-Hawking

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.
man, why you brown-hawking that dude?
by Saort May 11, 2011
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Gangster Brown

Gangster Brown is the stage name of a rising underground rapper in Miami, Florida. His krew consisting of several rappers can be seen accompanying him on the hoods of Caddies (his car).

His latest album received great acclaim and featured singles like "Me and My Car" and "What A Homie Gon Do"? He is widely known for the Gangster Shuffle, which is a dance move that can be seen in his videos. It involves moving as if you are dribbling a basketball enthusiastically, but without the basketball.

Most of his promotion was done by his sister and her best friend, who passed out free copies of his first demo at middle schools and high schools city-wide. It did not take long for Gangster Brown to rise up.
Usually I skip school, but tomorrow Gangster Brown is going to perform at our school's auditorium to pep us up to do well on the FCAT, so I think I might go for once.
by FireTakesMeHigher February 3, 2010
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lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!
her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.
by bobthebrownie May 16, 2018
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