Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by September 22, 2023

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 27, 2022

Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 08, 2012

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010

weasel de la libre

Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison

You a free world weasel , foo! Weasel de la libre !

by Deeznuttz214 February 13, 2024

pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!

The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!

by TCL&J September 08, 2017

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 26, 2014