Alabama Uncle

The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt

Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before

Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..

by tmoult20 June 10, 2010

Uncle Phil

Will Smith’s uncle on the fresh Prince of Bel Air show. Also a Judge, father, and a fighter who proves to just about anybody who BS him wrong. He is a positive role model to many blacks (primarily black men).

He also is best known for kicking Will’s friend jazz out of the house in almost every episode he appears on.

Yo, Uncle Phil, can I borrow your car tonight to go pick up some honeys?

by Zero2infinity September 6, 2018

Uncle-Skete

When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson

“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”

“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”

by Blitzkreigmansausage February 19, 2022

UNCLE DADDY

When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY

Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.

by Katelynne's dad March 22, 2013

eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.

Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.

by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015

uncle jesse'in it

To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.

I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

uncle reggin

used as a joke to say loudly as reggins are near

How is uncle reggin i havent seen him in ages

by Brycecreamman January 14, 2009