The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.
Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."
by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025
Get the Pecker tracksmug. My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady
That tracks
Huh? What does that mean?
It means "baseball, huh?"
That tracks
Huh? What does that mean?
It means "baseball, huh?"
by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025
Get the That tracksmug. The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Trackmug. A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'
"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"
"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"
"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"
by LordOmega May 6, 2015
Get the Slack Trackmug. Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
Get the Blasting trackmug. 
Get the Trackmug.