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Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
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Bow on top

i have a bow on top surprise for you.
by Sleezing February 19, 2019
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Frank-top

Typically a brightly colored and possibly striped tank-top. Probably will make you look hip when worn. Something Frank would wear out on the town.
"My girl and I were at Target the other day, and I picked out a shirt that I liked. She quickly informed me it was a Frank-top, and that I probably couldn't pull it off.
by nerrrdy July 29, 2011
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Top 30

A word that the Urban Dictionary puts in the top 30 list that is up there for no reason.
by Curry King 123 March 8, 2021
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birthday top

When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday
“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”
by Disney3.6.5 May 25, 2018
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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.
Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.
by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019
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