The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018
Get the Preppy Redneckmug. by BlameEula February 17, 2017
Get the redneck cookiesmug. “Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020
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Get the redneck zoomug. by Ktown48 May 21, 2016
Get the redneck bukkakemug. When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.
"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"
"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
by Sundance December 4, 2015
Get the Redneck Salvationmug.