master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020

Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016

masterful gambit

Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it

Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023

quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

by The Firgof April 14, 2006

master of bait

Someone who masturbates often. Usually used to make someone feel special about their little hobby, or when the whole group's referring to said person.

a)"I am truly the master of bait."

b)"You know Jeremy, he's the Master of Bait."

by keekee June 5, 2005

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009