Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Earthed

When you are sat down or led on the floor

Jess: This pill is so intense right now
Katie: Yeh I need to be earthed

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

Earth

A place that is flat

Jim:"Look at how not spherical that place is."

Mark:"Must be an earth."

by Ikeshrafter June 9, 2018

Saddest place on earth

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

The saddest place on earth and inverse of Disney Land has been found and defined.

by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022