An oversized metallic 'e-cigarette' type vaporizer nearing the length or girth of a robotic male penis. The user can typically be seen fellating this device enthusiastically in pursuit of his or her high-tech nicotine fix.
Did you see Robert's new E-Cig? Yeah, it's a total robot dong.
Dude, is that a real-life e-peen? Nah bro, it's just my new robot dong.
Dude, is that a real-life e-peen? Nah bro, it's just my new robot dong.
by RDongSucker January 16, 2014
Get the robot dongmug. Is a guy that is mentally retarded, but is sexy as kim kardashian brother and wears adidas shorts everyday for the rest of his life
by Ggbit fdwwe 45gf wd April 8, 2017
Get the danny dongmug. by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014
Get the jingle dongmug. 1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.
Also see Bobby Peru
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.
Also see Bobby Peru
No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.
by Classic Dong January 16, 2011
Get the Classic Dongmug. A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff
guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII
by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017
Get the knotted dongmug. i big ole hard veiny cock, that produces an insensitive amount of power with each thrust. relative to a large clap of thunder.
by Randeezenutz November 7, 2017
Get the thunder dongmug. "i aint letting that dong popper give me a suck!! she might bite my bellend off!!"
"omg your such a dong popper... GIVE ME MY BELLEND BACK"
"omg your such a dong popper... GIVE ME MY BELLEND BACK"
by aaron griffiths init mate March 3, 2007
Get the dong poppermug.