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by flatferb055 March 10, 2021
by syicide August 07, 2020
The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
by california689 August 04, 2011
An alcoholic drink. 2 parts bourbon (usually Buffalo Trace) and 1 part Amaretto. Served in a rocks glass over a single large ice cube.
by Ghynox August 11, 2017
This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.
(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!
(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.
(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.
(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.
(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.
by jlightning1 April 28, 2011
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The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.
Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 01, 2020