squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the squidward barsmug. A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug. When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014
Get the bar fitzvahmug. An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
Get the BAR Associationmug. Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017
Get the Bar Bikemug. Ryan ate a Wardy bar after winning the match.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
by Acecutlets June 4, 2012
Get the Wardy Barmug. by Dralzun August 16, 2009
Get the Watching the Barmug.