Taco Punch

When a female is punched directly in the taco. The female version of getting racked.

Did you see that? Dick just dropped too one knee and did a double taco punch on Jane. She deserved tho she racked him hard.

by Sidnous May 03, 2010

Taco Kick

The act of kicking a women in the vagina.

Erika was in class and I gave her a Taco Kick.

by mph03 August 28, 2008

Butt taco

When a man slides his penis back and forth between another persons buttcheeks. No penatration...of course.

Dude #1 : "Did you have sex with her last night?"
Dude #2 : "No, but we did a butt taco."

by Lady Fu July 29, 2012

Paco Taco

The act of Blowing ones nose into a vagina.

Person with vagina: Babe can you paco taco me?
Babe: Sure, it's your lucky day! I have a runny nose.

by Pacotaco20 July 31, 2018

taco Jessus

A really good taco

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus

by butterwolf November 10, 2017

Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed

Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.

by Gonzo's Nose November 28, 2015

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 27, 2011