Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

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Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born

I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.

by hungarydude May 21, 2018

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suicidal dick

When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her

*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick

by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022

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Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.

I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise

by FakeFace July 8, 2021

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A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares

Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta

by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021

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