Suicide By PMS

Suicide By PMS can be best understood as an individual (typically though not exclusive to the male gender) intentionally or unintentionally aggravates a woman during her monthly menstrual cycle, with the result being a verbal lashing or character assassination.

Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.

“Hey man, someone outta warn Dale.”
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.

by doctorgroove January 27, 2019

Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.

Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.

by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018

Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born

I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.

by hungarydude May 21, 2018

Suicide line

A line of coke, ket and md all In one.

Fuck damo just did a “suicide line” man he’s twisted

by itsRogseybra July 11, 2019

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

by pickle penis February 26, 2019

Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019