by jedi joshua October 05, 2009
by Boron August 09, 2007
A person who is a real jerk/asshat to another human/animal/inanimate object. Mainly Steve. F*ck you, Steve.
by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck October 08, 2016
When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.
by Groscave December 05, 2012
A person who’s humor is lacking substance. A new-school comedian who thrives off of retelling old jokes to appease any audience willing to listen to him.
Feeling left out, the neo-soul sucker started telling his same old, played-out jokes to entertain the crowd.
by The_Big_EL November 12, 2012
All Night Sucker: Contrary to the popular song “All Day Sucker,” by Stevie Wonder, An All Night Sucker is the opposite. An All Night Sucker doesn’t give anything for fear of not getting anything back. It’s the other side of the moon that doesn’t show until someone who desperately seeks it flies up and finds out for themselves what wonders an All Night Sucker truly carries.
Oh, Jenna keeps trying to take Jacob to the dance but little does she know he’s an all night sucker. He won’t let anyone take him.
I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.
I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.
by steviewunderpants February 02, 2021
When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018