Squid

A bad sum bitch that makes your girlfriends panties wet by doing wheelies with no gear on.

Omg!!!! Babe, did you see that squid do a wheelie? I’m so wet!!!

by Squidward2020 June 26, 2020

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

Squid

A a loser.

Yo, who invited that squid to the party he’s over there picking his nose…

What a effing squid.

by DatCrackerSledge June 11, 2025

Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.

Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags

by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021

dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016

Squids

A Squid or Squids is a term used for People who get into High-Level Collages because of having good grades, and usually do not really stand out from the rest of people like them. A Squid usually is someone who goes to school only for studying and work and doesn’t have a great social life.

Person A: “bro!! I just got into a dorm with 4 other people at Harvard. I have to stay in a 2 person sweet. This is gonna suck.”
Person B: “Well, do you know anyone in your dorm?”
Person A: “I know one guy who got in for Hockey, the rest of them are just Squids.”

by Raycroc1940 August 31, 2023