Rattled Squid

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.
by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021
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squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".
by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…
Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!
by ThanosLover230 January 05, 2025
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dropping squids

Male Ejaculation produce - because of the similarity to a slimy/sticky tentacled creature.
1: What you been doing in isolation? 2: Not much....just xbox and dropping squids... masturbation
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
by ExoticHats May 08, 2020
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Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub
by Der Bobby December 13, 2010
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