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Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.
I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...
by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016
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Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
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diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
by Andrew Cinerari August 6, 2024
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles
Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?
by JCohen175 September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
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Fudgsicle Squat

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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