sniper main

Dipshits that run around with their sniper rifle in Team Fortress 2, attempting to hit people's heads, most of the time ultimately failing. Also are usually very toxic.

XxDarkWolfxX: I am a sniper main in TF2.
Everyone: Holy shit go kill yourself you fucking troglodyte

by SexMaster500 October 31, 2020

crotch sniper

An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.

Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"

Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."

by Pat Waite July 3, 2008

Hobo Spider

n; A spider, particularly homeless, that travels around carrying a whiskey bottle. Id this spider were to hit you with the whiskey bottle, you are then intoxicated and pass out. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone. Some say that this is due to Hobo Spiders wanting more money for booze.

If you come to the city, you better be on the look out for a Hobo Spider.

by SparkyFoxCat February 15, 2010

great king spider

The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin

"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle

by Steve March 5, 2005

ur moms a spider

Funny ur mom joke

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"

by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021

spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.

Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."

by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008