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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water
JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN
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Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021
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Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain
by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019
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Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
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Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
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sperm dog

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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