Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.

Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?

by Gwizzle1 September 4, 2022

carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017

Southern Swag

Southern Swag; verb; The act of being Swag and being a redneck, usually with something dripped out, ex; a modified pickup truck with larger tires.

That farmer had some Southern Swag on his tractor, this made all his neighbors jealous.

by Limp_wood1984 August 6, 2021

Southerner

A person born in the south of england.

Person 1: Whos that over there
Person 2: Oh hes a southerner
Person 1: Nevermind i dont affiliate with them

by Scotty05 December 13, 2023

southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022

Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 12, 2021

Southern sidewinder

Taking your dick out and whipping it around like a lasso hitting someone's face repeatedly

My boyfriend did the southern sidewinder and I can still feel it on my cheek

by Irish_drunkered May 28, 2016