Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
Get the Bert Kreischer sit-upsmug. by Me! Your friend! January 27, 2019
Get the Sittedmug. Basically, for fuck yourself.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
Get the Sit on your fingermug. The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
Get the Bench Sittingmug. When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
Get the Sitting court sidemug. To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.
Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.
Often happens before going out.
Not to be confused with 'afters'.
Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.
Often happens before going out.
Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.
I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
by Linkimo August 20, 2023
Get the Sit Aroundsmug. A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
Get the sitting couchmug.