(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Smut mug.I set up on B 5 rounds in a row and they went A for all of them, its schrödinger's cypher site again
by The valorant man August 25, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's cypher site mug.when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
by agoofymovie September 16, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's friendly mug.When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
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"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
by a9ito September 21, 2025
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