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House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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Who said it

a little edgy
worth the bruise
we know a little funk
we know a little blues
our "thing" is yet unborn
we joke around it
we take strange turns
you like your greens
I stick to red
that didnt stop us
when we first met
remember, the glory,
the heat and the tears,
the menace, the joy,
the hope and the fears
foresee whats possible
assume whats clear
a little wiser, are we
a little less full of it
still no change of direction
no grabbing the wheel
if you asked me today
(and i can only speak for myself but)
I never felt so real
Hey, don't fall back into old patterns. You're communicating with humans!
(Who said it, him or her?)
by Krkič October 31, 2019
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that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.
- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!
by rossdwp March 30, 2009
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Saida

A hot looking Bosnian girl with a beautiful body and huge boobs and a really nice ass. she is always laughing
by Jasmin O September 6, 2008
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that's what she said!

A term with no real meaning, just used to annoy that of your friends/enemies. Usually turns a non-sex realted topic into one of that kind.
Asshat#1: "What's the deal with your cell phone?"

Asshat#2: "Yeah, it's really small."

Asshat#3: "That's what she said!"

Asshat#1: "Zing!"
by stendaar February 25, 2004
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Salad Dipper

The act of testing out the salad (anus)before tossing it by dipping your finger in it then licking it.
Before tossing Bob's salad, Courtney pulled the old salad dipper trick to taste what she was about to munch on.
by dirtydeeznuts August 23, 2006
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sloppy salad

When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.
Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad
by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010
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