Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 06, 2024

spam satchel

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

by trisbonky February 28, 2021

spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 21, 2021

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 09, 2019

spam attack

to use your fastest attack as many times as possible in an rpg game
(such as Wow)

"hey mifune, spam attack that boss with your fire bomb attack"
"ok spamming engage"

by crobo September 17, 2009

AU Spam

AU spam is when someone from a certain fandom spams a AU. This could be Art, writing or even just talking about it to get attention example;

Person 1; Hey guys ima go get some food BRB!
Person 2; Hey guys I need some ideas for my au it’s about insert AU here

Person 2 is a AU spammer. If You do this stop. It’s really annoying

Hey why does Eddie AU spam so much?

I don’t know he just wants attention

by Camping.Sys June 07, 2022

Unread mail spam

When you have hundreds of unread mail.

Sorry no examples of unread mail spam
Watch this instead:
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by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 01, 2021