Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

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Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.

“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

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Rubber Fucky

The form of homosexual sex in a bubble bath. The actions are consisted between two gay men which take turns having at it with eachother

Bro

Wut

Wanna have hot sex?

Sure, but we have ti do the rubber fucky

Ok

by NotAValedictorian135 June 21, 2022

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rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

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