Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."
by Parvus June 27, 2009
when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.
by Limey fuck November 25, 2008
The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.
However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
by kappafratstar December 08, 2010
The act of rubbing ones penis on the side of a face with extreme facial hair. Thus causing a 'cock burn'
by kyle queef July 21, 2009
A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 20, 2010
-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"
by Studebanger August 02, 2013
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