Mouth Ride

Fellatio from a dope as fuck looking hussy

I want a good mouth ride

by PrinceofLG November 19, 2019

Dreamland Ride

That feeling you get when you're high on a probable love affair especially when it's a crush or one sided love that doesn't get through due to either being in a friendzone or because the guy you like is a big time douche puppy or because he turns out to be a spineless traitor or simply because..... sigh!...... Circumstances.

It was my Dreamland Ride that came to an end coz he's the one who labeled me a hoe behind my back.

by CrazyHeadShit26J95 November 18, 2018

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad

Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad

by Yardz September 12, 2022

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008

riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018

Ride The Divide

To fuck.

My sister let me ride the divide.

by ApeMilkBuddha August 18, 2010