Retardalicious 

Deliciously retarded.

If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.

Retardalicious by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.

Rishi Jobanputra
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Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard

Fucking Retard by at_man March 24, 2009

restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

restarvation by grandfather4 November 4, 2010

Retard Lifeguard 

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

Retard Lifeguard by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retard dialect 

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

retard dialect by @RealOne May 26, 2015

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

retard baller by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling 

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

retard wrestling by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017