IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

pnly parent

“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”

“She must be a pnly parent”

by DurhamWaffles April 27, 2023

The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun

person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente

by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have

Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021