A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
by Cate Francy November 24, 2020
When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time
That funnel cake made me up-phil.
by anonymous July 11, 2025
A young teen equipped with a preposterous moustache, travels in a brown shitty station wagon and picks up little girls. These sickening 'scouts' can also travel on foot and are usually disguised by the name Trent
Trent loves to fondle with young girls therefore he is a Phil George Scout, Trent is the definition of Sikkkkko
by Trent the sikkkkkko October 25, 2012
Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
by Maicata September 02, 2019
The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"
by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018