petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011

Tedophile

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."

Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!

by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017

pedophilic ghost

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts

Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet

by H.W.R February 27, 2017

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

pedophilia

Simply an over 16 years old person loves to have sexual intercourse with a "prepubescent" children, which is just before puberty.

Search:
hachishaku-hachiwa-keraku-meguri-igyou-kaikitan-episode-1-raw/

-Pewdiepie

It's a "pedophilia" hentai btw.

by Max.Br May 27, 2018

Tedophile

A person, who is sexually attracted to black people. Derived from the name Teodor and the Greek word philos (love.)

Michael is such a tedophile. He only watches black porn.

by BlaBlaBlico November 28, 2018