The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
National Onion Day (declared on December 17th.) is a day where people from the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom celebrate the day that Bandit/Thief king Bakura ate an onion in season 5. This day is celebrated by reposting TKB with an onion or drawing him eating an onion.
“Today is national onion day! TKB is going to go dumpster diving for onions today.” -blishythebishy
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
by Bliishythebiishy December 11, 2023
a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019
by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 21, 2016
A person who is sassy and bitter, commonly is insensitive to other people's ideas and tries to bring them down by pointing out mistakes to gain a short-lived confidence boost. Commonly known as a bully.
Person 1: I don't like your hair and you should really style it better, or cover it up with rat fur
Person 2: well aren't u an onion minx today...
Person 2: well aren't u an onion minx today...
by Dawn Massacre March 29, 2013
by Uneducatedmess666 March 20, 2018