lop-tittied

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

by Barberman January 15, 2009

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

by jAcK ROjo March 28, 2014

titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.

I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.

by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003

Tough titties

A sarcastic way of saying that the proposition was unfortunately not going to be accepted.

Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.

by Stewart_in_Oz March 2, 2009

Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...

PAIR OF TITTIES!!! This is the best day of my life!!!

by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011

legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.

Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?

by Jude Price October 26, 2010

Tittie Honk

When one squeezes a females titties, then it makes a car horn sound.

Man 1:Yo mah niggie, you made them titties honk yet?
Man 2:YEAH I MADE HER TITTIE HONK!

by John Mertles August 21, 2012