Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

lay

a shortened version or abbreviation of the word lazy.

"Get up and stop being so damn lay!"

by madyson_jules April 30, 2020

Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023

Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.

"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

Lai

A cool person that is really pretty like a angel bird

That lai is just awesome

by Big girl boss December 2, 2019