Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

Broken

Not the same as you once were, tore apart to little shreds. A puzzle missing a piece. Usually a mentally unstable person. A person with a look in their eye that screams for help.

I am broken

by Queerladygaga March 22, 2021

Broken Computer

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 7, 2021

Broken

How i felt when my girlfriend became lesbian.

Person 1: Have you heard about what happened with the couple?
Person 2: Yeah she left him broken as far as i remember

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

Broken Sewage Plant

the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*

Broken Sewage Plant is the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*

by yesbin October 18, 2019

broken neck syndrome

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them

The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority

by Bigsigpig12 October 25, 2019