by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.
I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

by GrChRo April 27, 2011

The coolest toy from the 80's EVER. Attempted to bring them back in the 2000's. Maybe it will work.
I highly doubt it.
I highly doubt it.
by Tara March 1, 2004

by Tanth November 21, 2004

Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!
by Charm85 October 23, 2007
