The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.
This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.
This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.
I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.
by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015
Get the Google Blinkmug. The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
Get the Google Employeemug. Dave and his condisending tone always spreading Google knowledge like a jabbering parrot from his cage. He's such a Google parrot.
by $1400 January 16, 2022
Get the Google parrotmug. in reference to people who use ai generation media tools, while claiming it as their own content, when in reality they are just typing out crap, and then picking up the result which suites their likes, as what happens when you do google out stuff
by lilly79c4 December 24, 2022
Get the Google 2.0mug. Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.
by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015
Get the google-slappedmug. people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010
Get the google-allergicmug. The act of Googling something to prove a point. Usually the Googler is upset that he/she is being challenged.
Daddy is about to show Mommy his angry Google face kids.
Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!
Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!
by moezombieful April 24, 2014
Get the angry googlemug.