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by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023
Get the nail polish remover junkies mug.April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”
by cvntyqveen April 8, 2024
Get the BF pay for nails day mug.When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024
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by UhYaDatway November 29, 2021
Get the Nails mug.A sycophant, some one who will do favours, agrees without question laughs at unfunny jokes or flatters for their own advantage to others (for example the boss). Will often put other people down for their own advantage.
David is called Toe Nails because he's so far up his Bosses arse, all you can see are his toe nails.
by Dr Vix July 7, 2022
Get the Toe Nails mug.When you have long painted nails. Doesn’t matter if they’re real or fake nails. If they long (or longer-ish) and painted, you have bitch nails and you’re automatically a bad ass bitch.
Becky was feeling a little down. She was about to cry, but then she looked down and saw her bitch nails and remembered who tf she was.
by candlesniffingpineconeclub July 16, 2022
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