Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

titanium nail

the safest way to smoke thc concentrate (butter, wax, shatter).

Commonly used with a glass bong or pipe.

Person 1 - “Hey did you go to the head shop and pick up a titanium nail?”

Person 2 - “Yes and I got butane for the torch.”

by steadybanker September 10, 2022

98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.

The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Skank nails

Fingernails too long to wipe your ass, difficult hygiene, nasty

She probably has a hard time wiping her ass with those skank nails.

by Taintedbird July 19, 2025

Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021