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Was a great site years ago, but became ad-filled, annoying and full of ridiculous losers and girls who have nothing to do but take pictures of their bodies. Myspace is a site where you can add music and customize your page, however how much customization can you even get? They have ads everywhere that popup, make noise, and just annoy you. Their new "spam" filter that requires you to type in the letters just to edit your HTML is a hassle and doesn't even work because people still spam everywhere.

People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"

Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.

Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.

I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
I used to go on Myspace but now it sucks because almost everyone there are losers.
Myspace by Underwater Ruins April 24, 2008
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A website that takes highschool students focus away from study. Addictive and annoying at the same time. Allows you to make contact with real life bands that have actually made it in the real world.
A Site That Shall Forever Be Seen As Internet God (Other Than Google Of Course).

Facebook and Bebo are much the same.
Parent: are you doing your homework
Teen: Sure *reading comments*
Parent: *Walks in room* What is that?
Teen: Assignment *shifty eyes*



Interviewer: If you could invite 2 people to a dinner party who would they be?
School Captain: my fellow school captain and Tom from myspace so I can tell him how much study time his site took away
Myspace by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008

myspace man 

A guy, usally around 17 that is a loner, a myspace man is known to have a large collection of fleshlights, a myspace man usally has a profile on myspace saying he is a 19 year old surfer in a band but be warned he is young and when protected by the internet he is mean but in person he will run and run fast
I heard zack flipped out on you? Yeah he did .. I told him to shut the fuck up on msn last night and he said he would beat me to death with a solid gold flesh light. I showed up and last I heard he was still under his moms bed. What a myspace man
myspace man by eric099 April 17, 2009
An amazing website with all these features listed below!

1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.

2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.

3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!

4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!

5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.

6. See many women whoring themselves!

7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!

8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!

So sign up today!
"I already have a YouTube account! Get the fuck away!!!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.
MySpace by General Radec August 10, 2009
Friend 1: Hey, catch me on myspace later?

Friend 2: Dude, it isn't 2007....
MySpace by andytheslash December 29, 2010

myspace freak 

A broad that uses myspace.com as a main vessel to pick up a one and done.
Yo B I just met that myspace freak I was telling you about the other day....that joint can give some mad dome.
myspace freak by 1T0uch July 12, 2006
Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends.

However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.

Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.

And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".

Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
Person: Hey, do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO KID!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
myspace by Stephen June 19, 2006