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MySpace

An amazing website with all these features listed below!

1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.

2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.

3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!

4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!

5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.

6. See many women whoring themselves!

7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!

8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!

So sign up today!
"I already have a YouTube account! Get the fuck away!!!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.
by General Radec August 10, 2009
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MySpace

Friend 1: Hey, catch me on myspace later?

Friend 2: Dude, it isn't 2007....
by andytheslash December 29, 2010
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myspace freak

A broad that uses myspace.com as a main vessel to pick up a one and done.
Yo B I just met that myspace freak I was telling you about the other day....that joint can give some mad dome.
by 1T0uch July 12, 2006
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myspace

Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends.

However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.

Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.

And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".

Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
Person: Hey, do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO KID!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
by Stephen June 19, 2006
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A picture, that's not even worth $1 Low quailty piece of shit black and white, usually with some emo caption under the picture. Everyone usually comments on hawt these are but they all look the same
''lyk omg comment my new myspace picture even tho i have 11 more jsut liek them!!!!1!
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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The vagina of the internet. Because the internet is a pathetic whore, it has herpes and is irresistible to losers.
I'm sick of being on the outside--I just want to be in it so badly. Even if it makes me a superficial cheap slob. It's rightfully myspace.
by someone who is here June 11, 2006
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MySpace Whore

Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.
Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.
by TheMonger May 23, 2006
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